The Shortest PSA On How To Handle Drunk Girls Passed Out On Your Couch — EVER.

"The only thing that isn’t free is you. You do as you’re told. You sit in your seat until they say ‘Stand’. You stay put til they say ‘Go’. Maybe that’s the way you like it. It’s easy. It’s all there. You don’t have to think about. You don’t even have to feel it."

"Anarchy loves theatre. That’s the whole point. People forget that. You have to laugh at the devil, not fight him. They’ll always have more guns, they’ll always have more bombs that go off with a bigger bang. No matter how revolting you become they’ll always be willing to be more revolting to you. They’ve had so much more practice."

"I’ve done everything. All of it. You think it, I’ve done it. All the things you never dared, all the things you dream about, all the things you were curious about and then forgot because you knew you never would. I did’em, I did em yesterday while you were still in bed. What about you? When’s it gonna be your turn?"